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When it is so cold outside that your balls go back inside of your body.
It was like 5 degrees yesterday and i swear my balls were going turtle all day.
by Johnny_gilb March 17, 2016
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Jul 19 Word of the Day
the art of remembering an arousing occurrence or some porn you watched while masturbating, often handy if you have no porn or your in the shower
dude i had the best memory wank the other night, i was thinking about that time I walked in on your mum in the shower
by fonzatron2000 April 28, 2007
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