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Jersey speak for 'girl'.
Hey, she's one hot goil!
by Johnny Garfield November 07, 2005
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Apr 27 Word of the Day
A horoscope so bad that it strikes fear into the heart of the reader, rendering them unable take action or make a decision on anything or to even leave the house. This is caused by a paralyzing fear that those actions or decisions may cause the predictions to come true.
After reading "There is a lot of uncertainty around financial transactions and investments right now, and the wrong decision could result in dire consequences" in his daily Horrorscope, Edward climbed back into bed, pulled the sheets over his head and remained there for the rest of the day.

Edward only had enough gas in his car to get to the gas station but was not sure if he had enough money in his account to pay for gas. His cell phone service had been cut off because his payments were in arrears, and since the only way he could be sure he had enough money (to pay for gas) would be to call the bank, he felt it best to hide in bed and hope his horoscope for tomorrow was more positive.
by Edward Albee Deavers April 28, 2011
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The mixture of Gasoline and specific Oil for two stroke internal combustion engines. Provides lubrication for the engine as there is no oil sump.

Typical mixture ratios are 16:1 and 32:1, even up to 100:1. Two stroke engines are found in a various lawn equipment, scooter, jetski, etc

The oil is burned along with the gasoline making high exhaust emissions, plumes of smoke, and a nice smell.
"Hey asshole, pass me that goil so I can fill up my weed-eater and edge my damn yard."

"Miguel, is the goil ratio 64:1 or 32:1?"
by Doopdoops July 10, 2008
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A outbreak of intestinal gas that stinks of the butt.
Gary! stop releashing the goils!
Been droppin those goils?
by Boko the Chocobo November 22, 2010
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a person with a very big head that thinks hes a cop that drives a red piece of shit car.
look at that goil in that car.
by quank May 04, 2005
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