Urban Dictionary: goike

Goike is that one guy who wants to be cool, but never could

Bro, look at goike over there, he looks like a twig

by Dreamoth November 02, 2017

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An interjection used to express pain, boredom, or indifference.

Kyle: Wake up. We gotta edit the movie.
Pierce: Ugh... goik.
Tommy: Goik.

by Piercey13 January 08, 2011

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someone who is so chronically dull that they eventually bore themselves to death

Who is that Goik?
That's Simon, he's so dull he will bore himself to death.

by Baxclarrtay November 21, 2011

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A sad loser who has beans on their shirt and doesn't have a porn pass

Simon didn't have his porn pass and there were beans on his shirt. What a goik

by Wrathful_Voyager April 19, 2019

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A Idiotic, Foolish, Freakishly weird man/ Women

Cambell you are such a goik

by Democracy April 17, 2020

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