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a weird ass peedo who likes to show his small dick to people, he has 2 wives but at 11pm it’s time to ft the galllsssss.

we all know his fav wife is amber but his indian wife do be koinda smexc. arun amber’s main g likes to catfish gohilajit and gohilajit thinks arun is vvv smexy. carengine likes to talk to gohilajit and sometimes he’s her best friend. Mikhail likes to talk to gohilajit in his language and gohilajit finds that vvvv attractive. gohilajit has a well and he chucks badly behaved children in it. gohilajit just so happens to have a farm and he likes to go on his motorcycle 🏍 to visit his cows 🐄 gohilajit has a pick axe 🪓
rando: who’s that smexy guy?

amber: that just so happens to be my smexy husband gohilajit
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by amber delllll May 30, 2020
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Jun 5 Word of the Day
A pubic hair piece. A toupee for the pubic area/genitals. In the 1700’s when mercury was used to treat sexually transmitted diseases (Gonorrhea or Syphilis) one of the side effects was the loss of pubic hair. To disguise this condition, that was not cured by mercury, a Merkin was employed.
17th Century setting: Due to his treatment of the "French Pox" (syphilis) with mercury a merkin Gwendolyn used a Merkin to used to hide the side effects of hair loss and not alarm her husband.
by David W. Tuthill December 30, 2005
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