They do nothing!

When you eat dirt for the first time and leave your family to build a shack in the woods

Something you put on figuratively when you go to a place with very low quality women for an extended period of time. The goggles change the apparent attractiveness of the women based on a relative scale, sort of like a curve on a test. So if a 6 is the best around, she starts looking like a 10 and a 4 will start looking like a 7 or 8. A girl who at first appears tore up from the floor up will eventually improve to nothing to write home about as the goggles set in. It's an altered state of perception.

v. To look at a problem and think up a solution; to come up with a date, name, etc. based on one's personal store of acquired knowledge.

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Goggle or Goggle.com is a website that typosquats users from "Google.com". It is known to load spyware and malware on your computer.

A term used in the West Indies & other Caribbean islands that means giving head, blow job, etc.

This is another funny word for big glasses.