A woman with a face shaped like a ball sack. Her neck is long, therefore she looks like a gouch (skin between anus and scrotum). She has the voice of a 10 year old boy going through puberty. She smells like olive oil with webbed toes and jondice. Her dick is longer than her shitzu's and she enjoys funneling peanut shells into her ass.

A pick me is a woman that is willing to do anything for male approval. She will embarrass or throw other women under the bus to achieve this goal. The unfortunate thing about a pick me is usually the men they are trying to seek approval from are of poor quality and treat women badly, leaving little real benefit for the pick me.