Urban Dictionary: goblin

When a chick so ugly that she doesn’t even fit in the scale of 1-10 and actually gets a negative number.

James: “oi what would you rate her”
Robaldi: “probs a -3 aye, she a goblin”
Vikram: “nah bro she’s hot, I finna cum on her”

Guys that Kalen kid is such a fucking goblin

by 0Azazael0 January 24, 2019

Somebody who tells people to go "insert made up creature name" somewhere else

Anthony: Go troll somewhere else

Brendan: Go goblin somewhere else

by treeface94 July 03, 2009

"Bro, whatever you do, don't make out with that Goblin. That would be such an L."

by dmvwords April 05, 2018

by badash1159 August 15, 2018

A rare tomfoolery term of excellence.

Used to Inflict permeant social anxiety and severe trust anxiety.

Gamer1 - “Guys help they're rushing Goblin now I need help!”

Gamer2 - “Whats goblin?!”

Gamer1 - “Goblin this dick! HA HA!”

Rachael the bitch ass hoe was goblin dees nuts.

by whalewocker June 02, 2021