Ever seen a man churn butter on his whore? Well it’s like that but the man then eats the churned butter like a fucking cake. The girl farts while he is eating it out.
My husband gobble goozied my ass last night and now my ass is so loose!
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Grabbing a chunk of your nutsack (no nuts) and offering it to your friends, usually through your unzipped zipper. Because a ball sack resembles a turkeys gobble.
Hey man, you want some gobble gum? Sorry, I dropped it on the carpet and it got some hair in it.
by Malofatoe June 21, 2017
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A spherical shaped ball of candy but instead of bubble gum it is just filled with cum.
Does the goody bag have any Gobble Gums?
by Yaa Boizz December 16, 2019
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The act of deep throating a dick far enough that the testicles hang down ones chin such as a Turkey Wattle (the testicle like skin hanging from the neck of a Turkey). The sound of gobbling may or may not be involved but is usually preferred in the event of a true Gobble Job.
"I thonight I heard turkeys outside my house last night so I ran out expecting to find a flock on my lawn...then I remembered my roommate telling me about this awesome oral sex trick his girl friend had learned. He called it a Gobble Job..."
by rat_prince May 30, 2014
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Insanely good oral sex performed on a man
Malik: Boy NayNay just gave me some gobble neck. Shit was hitting.

John: *makes turkey noise*

Malik: *repeats turkey noise*
by SladeTheSupreme September 16, 2017
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