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someone who argues an arbitrary point and refuses to end the argument regardless of evidence provided or outcome.
Bob is a "gobber" because he likes to argue with cindy even though she raised some compelling points in her argument.
by sourcec0de February 18, 2014
May 29 Word of the Day
Mercury retrograde is the act of taking a shit whilst mooning one or more human beings. Your day can typically being going well, according to your horoscope, until you are forced into witnessing Mercury retrograde. Performing Mercury retrograde will often speed the astrological cycle forward for the individual performing the Mercury retrograde, bringing about happy and fruitful times to come.
As the sun sank down over the pier, the children fishing gazed in horror as the lard-ass on his flat bottom boat sent the lakeshore into Mercury retrograde.
by BatWingg May 17, 2021
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someone who gobsmacks you every time they go in for the tongue, a gobber will usually part-take in washing-machine movements when they finally gob you, be weary, these persons do not know how to kiss.
by slyndicate May 15, 2011