A deity worshipped by bog bois
All hail the great bog god gob
by Bog worship October 31, 2019
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Giant, Obliviating , brains.

A,K,A
A funny joke me and my friends used in 5th grade

For misspelling Job
So Gob really was Job.

So it can mean super mind blowing or giant obliviating brains
Oh no I spelled Gob instead of Job

Super mind blowing

A joke
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A mans load in a womans mouth
and i shot gob after hot gob down her throat
by Patrick M Johnson November 12, 2007
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A shortening of the word Goblin. A creature commonly found in the pencil and dice game Prisons and Peasants. Gobs are weak creatures that often appear in hordes and drop basic items such as the Gob sword and the Gob shield. These items are low tier and are soon made obsolete by obtaining weaponry at the Richington Armory in Richington, north of the Peasant village. They mostly inhabit the Gob forest (also known as Green forest), but have been known to appear in abandoned mines and Subway restaurants. If you get killed by one of these, you have terrible luck.
Peasant 1: Man, Patty just got killed by a Gob.
Peasant 2: What terrible luck.

Peasant 3: Can I have his Self Esteem points?
Peasant 1: Sure.
by xamaryllix March 02, 2010
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Noun. Pronounced Joeb. Something that if it has to be said out loud, probably isn't true, and by verbalizing it, the speaker undermines exactly what it is saying.

The character George Oscar Bluth (GOB) from Arrested Development would say many phrases that are obviously false and by saying them out loud, it was clear he was lying and the exact opposite was true.


"That's a totally normal size penis" from anyone.

"My boyfriend is head over heels in love with me" from a girl whom was recently told about her boyfriend cheating on her.

Or, to quote GOB from arrested, "And that one's religious. That one gets pregnant, it stays pregnant. I dated a girl like that in high school. No I didn't." The immediate "No I didn't" is a clear Gobism.

May also be considered the noun form of Shakespeare's "The lady doth protest too much."
by E.D. Wagner March 20, 2009
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