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One Of The Best Known Shock Sites. With A Man Stretching His Anus
Joe:Hey
Max:What?
Joe:Have You Seen Goatse?
Max:Whats A Goatse?
Joe:You Really Want To Know?
(Max Visits Goatse)
Max:What The Fuck???
by DX3V21 April 12, 2009
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1. Applying muscular pressure to the anus, resulting in the self extraction of the rectum. (both voluntary, or involuntary)

Background:
A video called "goatse" was posted on steakandcheese.com in 2002. In it was an anal gangbang in which the FEMALE throws her legs over her head, and squeezes out her rectum (as if a flower is blooming). The males proceed to fornicate with the rectum while it is extracted.

A picture called "goatse" was posted on rotten.com back in 2002. In it was a weightlifting accident in which the weightlifter's rectum exploded out of his anus while attempting a squat exercise.
"That cum-farter is so loose that he/she can goatse."

"If you attempt to squat an excessive amount of weight, you will goatse."
by Skad8erateher May 08, 2009
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When a person spreads their anus by pulling apart their buttocks.
n00b: Hi! I'm new here!
Experienced elder: Google image search for goatse with SafeSearch off!
by Burkshifter May 29, 2005
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The single most masturbated over image on the internet.

Beautiful.
That goatse get me so rock that when I fist my prostate I wanna spunk up my nuts through my pee pee hole.
by Steve Cee. April 29, 2006
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1) When a man opens his anus to extreme measures, such that you can pretty much see the inside
MAN! that goatse was so big I could see bones!
by JeffZhang June 08, 2005
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Picture of man stretching his buttcrack so the buttcheeks are not together.
Bob: have you seen goatse?
Joe: No, let me see it.
Bob: *goes on internet and looks up goatse*
Joe: NO ITS HORRIBLE!!!!!!!!!!! (x_x)
by JereMyMarCinEk July 23, 2010
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(noun) a picture or object that causes massive uncontrolled vomiting
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(verb) a special way to vomit.
oh man that thing was nasty, it was worse than anything ive ever seen
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dude that thing made me go goatsevomit all over the cat.
by vash January 07, 2003
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