When a man sporting a goatee plays with a woman's clitoris until it is erect and her vagina gets extremely wet. He then proceeds to conduct the lickity split (eat the coochie) until the woman cums in his mouth. He then moves back from the coochie and wipes his mouth to only be surprise with a nice load of goo in his goatee.

I steaming mess of manbatter on your face that takes the form of a goatee mustache.

Bumcum facial...

What the Moyler grows every weekend at bicycle jumping contests when he is not receiving a mayonaise dumptruck of course.

While performing analingus, the receiver has a wet fart spreading fecal matter on the face of the one giving the rim, leaving a shitty goatee

The act of having having anothers genitalia cover ones eyes and having their (unwiped) fanny pressed in a subtle, yet erotic fashion against ones chin. Leaving a brown smudge, or a 'goatee'.


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This is similar in method to Arabian Goggles, but is much more delicous.

An amount of hair on a mans testicles similar to that of a men's groomed facial hair goatee, also know as ball goatee.

The goatee you grow after you finally retire for the rest of your life. Men known to have done this include Jim Leyland and Shaq

The ring of fecal matter around your mouth after tossing somebody's salad.