Kids in the pictures: Dude, look at this goatee I grew...shit took me a week to grow. I'm gonna post a pic of it on urbandictionary.
Me: You call that a goatee? Really? I guess you have a little hair on your chin...but really?
Me: You call that a goatee? Really? I guess you have a little hair on your chin...but really?
by jeffreykittens May 03, 2007
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by TripleWest September 03, 2012
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Kelsey "geez tom that goatee is super sexy, maybe you should lather that bad boy up with some paw paw!"
by Goatee September 22, 2014
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A particular beard and mustach that is grown for the
pleasure of the few women who know what it is there for.
pleasure of the few women who know what it is there for.
Sir, you have a very handsome Goatee. May I try a ride on it?
Not until we get to know each other. Dow you like apples?
Yes. Okay, Myplace or your's?
Not until we get to know each other. Dow you like apples?
Yes. Okay, Myplace or your's?
by William Bosworth May 19, 2007
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The act of dipping your balls into a girls ass. Then following that up with her performing oral sex on you, thereby slapping your dirty poo covered balls into her chin thus creating the image of the young lady having a goatee.
by MaCoBeEt November 17, 2011
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What douches use to identify their douchebaggery. The safest way there is to make sure no member of the opposite sex whatsoever even thinks about you twice.
Girl #1 - Hey, look at that guy's goatee!
Girl #2 - Oh my god, he's so unfuckable!
Girl #1 - Yeah, what a douche!
Girl #2 - Oh my god, he's so unfuckable!
Girl #1 - Yeah, what a douche!
by Senhor Aníbal June 16, 2008
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As Mark deep throated Miguel, and Miguel withdrew he commented that Mark had a nice goatee aka prison pussy
by Robert McDonald January 09, 2007
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