Urban Dictionary: goalie

slip one past the goalie

To successfully have sexual intercourse with a woman who has told you no. (Rape)

She told Brian she didn't want to have sex last night, so he tried to slip one past the goalie.

by Stonograph August 16, 2007

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just because there's a goalie doesn't mean you can't score

if a person has a girlfriend, it doesn't mean that you don't have a chance with them.

"marry him"
"he has a girlfriend"
"just because there's a goalie doesn't mean you can't score"

by yerlocaldumplingdealer January 27, 2019

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asian goalie

a really cool guy that has a lot of friends and is really cute and girls should date him.

hey look it's asian goalie.

by asiangoalie69 March 03, 2019

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Fanny Goalie

The Female equivalent of a cock-blocker.

I was getting along really well with this girl at the party, but her bezzie kept being a massive fanny goalie.

by Snapbackchat February 08, 2016

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Heart Attack Goalie

A guy who volunteers to play goalie for your men’s hockey or soccer team, who is both old and overweight and dangerously close to having a heart attack.

I swear I thought we were going to lose our goalie in the 3rd period. Guy was a total Heart Attack Goalie. He must have been 82 years old.

We lost last night’s game, but we had Heart Attack Goalie In net.

by TBels October 01, 2019

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Goalie Bruise

Verb/Adjective
meaning: A bruise received while playing the position "goalie" in a number of sports. Often received from being hitting with the ball/object.

in a sentence:

1,"Hey man, that shot gave me a really nice Goalie Bruise"
2,"Man that shot gave me a Goalie Bruise"
3,"OW SHIT, That's gonna give me a Goalie Bruise"

by Soul_Invictus April 05, 2021

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Goalied

When you play soccer and someone kicks the ball right into a dudes private area

"Yah he kicked the ball right into my nuts"
"Damn dude you got Goalied"

by Urirrelevantbitch June 02, 2015

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