When a man pulls out as he comes and tries to hit the area he pulled out from with his sperm while screaming "gooooooooaaaaaaaaallllll"
Guy 1: What did you do last night?
Guy 2: I was having sex with my girlfriend, but i got bored so i performed a goal
by dredaman86 November 05, 2010
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“Wow that haircut is goals
“Oh yeah it’s as perfect as Bronwyn and Brendan.”
by mackleroy1027 May 09, 2018
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What you say in IRC when some jackass keeps giving a channel stupid updates on current events even though no one gives a shit, and if they did they'd be watching it themselves and not fucking talking about it in IRC. Also used at the end (or what you wish was the end) of an uninteresting monologue in any form.

Can be used like +1, win or \o/, but is kind of trite.
Can be used to interrupt someone else's active conversation that you care nothing about and have nothing of value to contribute.
00:12:29 <+user1> oh dudde
00:12:37 <+user1> i saw this vedio about biggest black holes
00:12:53 <+user1> says it's billion times more then solar mass
00:12:58 <+user1> eating up whole galazy
00:13:10 <+user1> and here we are living our life like nothing is happening
00:13:17 <+user12> GOAL!

17:00:49 < user1> I was riding a ripstick a few days ago, it caught a rock and I hit my head on the ground
17:01:06 < user1> had a huge bump, and pulled off some shredded scalp
17:01:10 < user1> now it's all scabby :)
17:01:45 < user3> niiiice
17:02:10 < user1> yeah, my boss said I can't ride it during work hours, it's a liability
17:02:16 < user1> and I agree
17:02:23 < user3> GOAL!

jill: ..and he was like this close to me
sally: omg, no way! what did you do then?
jill: well, just as he
me: GOAL!
me: sup ladies....getcha a drink?
by arthax0r June 18, 2010
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When two people we are equally awesome and hot take each other off the market
Natalie and Gavin are 100% goals I ship them hard.
by Natalie Vlazny June 16, 2017
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Goals is a short word for hot af, mostly for girls name stephania. Stephania's have brown hair/blonde and blue eyes/brown. If you ever meet a stephania your going to be blown away
Dang look at that girl she's goals she must be a stephania
by hnlxsheyyyy April 09, 2018
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lucy hisey and serena mason
dids you see lucy and serena today? theyre literal friendship goals.
by iamedgydora July 20, 2018
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The Goal is hockey legend and defense man, Bobby Orr's over time, Stanly Cup winning goal, on March 10, 1970. Through this game winning goal the Boston Bruins defeated the St.Louis Blues, and won their first Stanly Cup in 29 years. This goal also produced, arguably the most famous and recognizable sports image of all time. The picture features Bobby flying through the air (having been tripped as he scored the goal) in the 'superman' position, arms outstretched in celebration.
"Wow, that was a sweet goal."
Yeah, but nothing compares to "the goal"
by mcm5109 February 21, 2007
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