The act of sitting across from your homie and using his left and right testicles and the gas and brake. To steer you use his shaft as a joystick. To shift you use his nipples. This act is actually very heterosexual and not quee.
Me: Hey Liam, do you want to try playing go-karts?
Liam: Yeah sure man I'm down, although last time it really hurt my balls.
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To drink copious amounts of Yeigermeister and then go to the nearest amusement park for Go-Kart fun.
Last time we did drunken go-karts, john almost lost his ear, then we pulled a hamo on him.
by Lesbian Breakdancer July 19, 2003
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To have an 8-way with Puerto Ricans.
Yeah man, Racing Go Karts is so kinky!
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A electric motor scooter usually bought using welfare money by over weight people who should be walking to get rid of the extra pounds instead of riding on one
Did you see that fat ass on the welfare go-kart pulled right out in front of me
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Hey homo, do you want to go to the go kart race and get fucked in the ass?

Yeah bro, I’ll bring the Costco sized lube.
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Expression used to show surprise or disgust, possibly even disbelief. Originally hailing from the more frequented term 'Christ on a bicycle.' Now however has been scientifically proven that god mastered the art of wheel turning from a go-kart his bad fiddling uncle Tommy gave him.
Have you heard, Moreen is becoming a man? What you mean Moreen from accounting, God on a go-kart!
by Captain Stabber. December 16, 2009
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Asher Roth Song

There have been lyric mis-prints thinking he says:
"You can take a palsky, imma take lark on my go-kart"

BUT:

It's reffering to Saved By The Bell Characters Kelly Kapowski and Lark Voorhies judging by the music video.
You can take Kapowski
Imma take Lark on my go-kart
by twisk4 June 25, 2009
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