Because any of your sperm can grow up to be Hitler so masturbating is the new service to our country because it protects the world from Hitler. Optional ending is, "God Bless America".
Me: Well Im going to go kill some Hitlers.
Friend: Ok dude, just wash your hands when your done.
Me: Ok.
Me: "ugh ugh UGH UGH!!!! AHHH!!! God Bless America!"
Friend: Ok dude, just wash your hands when your done.
Me: Ok.
Me: "ugh ugh UGH UGH!!!! AHHH!!! God Bless America!"
by shark1669661 September 16, 2010
Something you usually hear from your dad before he leaves you and comes back after you’ve become a famous football player
*child is born*
Dad: Sees child
Dad: Alright hun, you stay here while I go get some milk from the store
Dad: Sprints out of hospital and flies out of state
Dad: Sees child
Dad: Alright hun, you stay here while I go get some milk from the store
Dad: Sprints out of hospital and flies out of state
by Freatagahjaj April 07, 2021
Sam: Hey, can I borrow $50?
Eric: Uh, I loaned you $200 last week. No. You and Phil Jackson can go smoke some peyote.
Eric: Uh, I loaned you $200 last week. No. You and Phil Jackson can go smoke some peyote.
by ChuckChaser69 May 08, 2011
by Musiah August 16, 2006
A insult usually said to a older person or a Boomer. It is because old people are known to feed birds in a park.
UncleKenroy from Twitch was scolded from elderly person for streaming.
Unclekenroy: Ok Boomer Go Feed Some birds.
Unclekenroy: Ok Boomer Go Feed Some birds.
by Uncle Kenroy November 07, 2019
by ibestlouie July 20, 2021
When someone is talking smart (ie. Hacking, ddosing, dosing) when they don't know anything and should learn from the hacking simulator Hacknet. Hacknet is a hacking simulator released to Steam on August 12, 2015.
Jimmy: I'll hack you and fry your router.
John: Alright here is my IP.
Jimmy: I'm hitting you off, are you lagging?
John: Nice try script kiddie. Go play some Hacknet bro.
John: Alright here is my IP.
Jimmy: I'm hitting you off, are you lagging?
John: Nice try script kiddie. Go play some Hacknet bro.
by Go play some Hacknet August 13, 2015