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A person who spends all their time on forums claiming to be a lurker but, ironically, makes a lot of posts about being a lurker.
Glurker post:
"I know I never post, but I just have to say..."
by dancingmokey March 01, 2005
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Jul 19 Word of the Day
the art of remembering an arousing occurrence or some porn you watched while masturbating, often handy if you have no porn or your in the shower
dude i had the best memory wank the other night, i was thinking about that time I walked in on your mum in the shower
by fonzatron2000 April 28, 2007
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The Name Given to One who likes to Glurk.
Wow look at Oblivious, he's such a glurker!
by Tok|nIrc October 24, 2010
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