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a blow job while takin a dump
haha my friend aaron jus got a glunkin last night
by Jake June 19, 2006
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Jul 26 Word of the Day
Noun: a friend who is usually only called upon by a friend when a more primary/prominent friend is unavailable.

Taken from the term “second string” in an athletic competition situation. In football, if the star quarterback gets injured during a play, the second string is called off the bench to replace him/her. A “Second String Friend” is essentially benched until needed, if ever.

Synonyms: Plan B, Second Choice, Secondary Friend, Benched Until Needed
I got a call from X the other night. She had an extra ticket to a concert she bought for a friend, but they couldn’t make it so she called me to ask if I wanted to go because I am her Second String Friend.
by Deus-ex-machina August 26, 2020
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Gluten-free. No gluten used or in the food/item.
Hey Tom, I heard they are coming out with some glunkin Oreos.

Excuse me ma’am, I am gluten-free. Will you please confirm with the chef that this steak is Glunkin?
by ilikesexalott November 16, 2020
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