means lieing so could many words but this wan does so fuk off
your mums got bigger baws than ur da's
that wee guy at 5 has mare pubes than a guy at 40
by danny kent January 14, 2004
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(n) A great, big hug.
"She needs a glump," said a random guy.
"Okay..." said second random guy.
"Give her one!!!" said random guy.
"OH!!" second random guy jumps up, runs, and hugs girl.
by Queen Vicky March 02, 2006
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A crew of skateboarders who are consumed by a majestic double chin.
The double chin has lead a movement of unorthodox and hi-jinx behavior.
This behavior is only understood among the beloved crew.
"What is Glump Life?" Don't ever ask that question...

"DEEBURRRRR." "Yo what up, you down to get some food?"
by DEEBURRRRRR September 19, 2011
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A mood that's a combination of "Gloomy" and "Grumpy".
Your glumpy mood is perfect for Halloween.
by TomFawls October 31, 2013
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A glump is a big hug, usually over-enthusiastic, near-violent, or made by a gang of fans.

The first time I heard this word was at an Anime Convention regarding people wearing costumes.
Woah, it's Pikachu!!! Glump attack!

Rule no 1 : No glumping allowed.
by alama18 November 24, 2011
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A term for pooping that is unique to McDaniel College students. This derives from the poor quality of food served from the dining hall, Glar.
"Dude, I just had some of that shitty pizza from Glar."
"Oh man, that's gonna make for a hell of a glump."

"I just took a big, watery, glump."
by Glumpington April 26, 2013
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Its the act of jumping ontop of another and humping on them. xD The combination of the root words glomp and hump.
did you just see how he glumped that guy? D:
by Ashelux April 07, 2008
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Small quantity of water, dropping towards the ground, usually from one's mouth.
"Dude, I dropped a glump get a paper towel."
by NixieWixie July 01, 2009
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