omg! lindsay lohan is such a gloth!

Last night, hit a good lick. I brought home three figures easy for about two hours worth of my time. Not too bad I don't think.

Example 1: (Person 1) Dude that gloth took like 5 hours to pick its nose. (Person 2) You watched a gloth for 5 hours?!

Example 2: OMG that giant gloth is attacking...oh wait we'll be fine because it pretty much can't move.

hena: I want to look like a glamorous goth,
Pop: So a Gloth then?

The planet Gloth is located in a very small area in the very far bottom left hand corner of a long outer spiral arm of a galaxy called the Milky Way. Being the sixth planet from the sun in a system of twelve planets called Sun System One, it is conveniently located and benefits economically from being the central hub that lured the headquarters of literally thousands of industrial monopolies and is a tax haven for hundreds and hundreds of banks and lenders of last resort.

Gloth clothes can be found at forever 21
Glothes have tasteful tatoos/ piercings
have multi-colored hair
Love Dane Cook
uses words like:SOLID, wild, rad, spankin,phycodelic,fetch,wambo,rightchess, spify,neat,wingding,nifty,sassy,shananagin

Azrael went all gloth on us when she started listening to AFI and using dark burgundy nailpolish instead of black.