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when someone slurps and gulps at the same time
"dude, adam is such a cum glorper"
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The horror and shame of getting old; especially when approaching the age of gray hair and arthritis.
Yo dude, Darryl is turning 40 next year. That's what I call geriatrocity.
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a person that gulps and slurps at the same time
"dude i hate adam, he is such a cum glorper"
by swank_doober June 28, 2020
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