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gloob is a universal word meaning gloob it is an article,noun,proun and the rest of the 9 parts of speech. it is also a sentence itself. it is often spelled glube but always pronounced "glu-buh"
gloob! glube! galube! galubuh!
by gloob October 10, 2007
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A phrase to describe someone who is cognitively degenerating. Synonym of "going off the deep end". Can have varying degrees of severity.

Reference to the song "Hey You" by Pink Floyd. The line "and the worms ate into his brain" makes no sense in an otherwise linear and literal narration throughout the lyrics.
"My boyfriend has a total case of brain worms. He told me the cat was bugged so the Feds could listen in on us having sex..."

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"You totally stumbled over that entire sentence. Can't speak English all of a sudden? What, do you have brain worms?"
by _Jez_ October 03, 2009
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Goddammit son of a bitch! a gloob of soda flew into my eye when i popped the top.
by Legere January 13, 2004
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someone on an MMORPG such as Runescape who is quite clearly a n00b but seems to gloat about everything they have and how rich they are.
lvl 49 enters room with full adamant gold trim and says to a lvl 60 'you suck I've got betta armour than u' where the lvl 60 would reply 'No u haven't, gold trim is better than normal adamant'. Lvl 49 says 'yes it does'. lvl 60 says 'WTF u gloob'.
by hobgoblinpie January 23, 2008
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(v.) To pulsate and smoothly undulate in a mesmerizing manner, usually pertaining to colorful lights.
Hey, have you checked out that light show? It's gloobing, man.
by Flubberschnub December 05, 2018
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Verb: To love someone who's a a geek and a big blob of love.

Noun: Someone who is a big geek and blob of love.
"I gloober you"
"You big gloober"
by Cyndala July 02, 2018
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