Is my legal middle name!

and has been, for over 40 years.

It applies to my mascot, the one-footed creature in hi-top basketball sneakers.

see: http://www.glomph.com/

is a very tight hug given by one person to another.

the GLOMPH is a comic figure createt 33 years a go. he is nite and wise
see www.glomph.de

The act to lovingly not sexually sit upon, harass or caress a person.

the affectionate act of eating another person.

The act of devouring an underaged girl, a small animal, or feces.

The mating call of a Marachan.

The act of inserting male genitalia into a persons anus. The act must be performed without lubricant to be classed as a Glomph.