A alternative word for an idiot. Used in the south of England.

The act of extreme masturbation. You must "knock one out" whilst in close proximity to any of the following; Your mum, a nun, your boss, a member of parliament, George Michael. A person with capabilities to act upon catching you mid self-abuse obvisouly ups the ante. Ejaculation must be reached before your danger wank target comes (no pun intended) to investigate. The higher the chances of being discovered with one's pants down, pulling one's war face is obviously where the danger comes from. The more danger involved the harder (or softer) it is to complete the task in hand (snigger). The more dangerous the better. The chance of being arrested, pummeled by an angry father or having your hand severed by an arab's sabre means that you are a pro "Danger wanker."

somebody who steals insults knowing full well it will piss the original creator off

A bag full of sperm - usually a waterballoon or condom.

Used as both an insult, and helpful descriptive term.

This word is used to refer to someone to either be quiet, or close their legs.

Most used in Yorkshire (predominantly West).