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a hood ass place, also known as rockford, illinois. depending on where you are shit could go down.
there be so much narco shit goin down, we don’t live in rockford no mo’ we live in glockford
by queen hilfiger October 12, 2018
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A phrase to describe someone who is cognitively degenerating. Synonym of "going off the deep end". Can have varying degrees of severity.

Reference to the song "Hey You" by Pink Floyd. The line "and the worms ate into his brain" makes no sense in an otherwise linear and literal narration throughout the lyrics.
"My boyfriend has a total case of brain worms. He told me the cat was bugged so the Feds could listen in on us having sex..."

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"You totally stumbled over that entire sentence. Can't speak English all of a sudden? What, do you have brain worms?"
by _Jez_ October 03, 2009
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Nickname for Rockford, Illinois, due to the high crime rate. 14.5 out of every 1000 people will be victim of a violent crime. You can’t turn on the news without hearing about some shooting or robbery. It seems as if once you cross the bridge in rockford to the west side, the ghettoness increases exponentially.
Guy #1: “hey i live in glockford
Guy #2: “oh so you’re gonna be murdered in a few years?”
Guy #1: “yep that’s the plan
by Slappdat September 09, 2019
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