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A Dairy Queen menu item. Just ask for it. Trust me.
Me: yo gimmie two GLIZZARDS and a small vanilla cone.
Cashier: What?
Me: A glizzard. It’s a Blizzard with loose glizzies mixed in.
by TheGlizzyGoblin August 11, 2020
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A cultural and aesthetic mind-state that prioritizes making money, even as an “underground” or “radical” creator. The work isn’t made for money, but it’s the money that matters the most.
“Dude, his stuff is pretty out there but he’s still pretty Finance Punk.”
by Pop Pop Bienstock April 01, 2021
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Glizzards is another word for fat rolls on your body.
My husband just came out with it one day, & we found it so funny we now use it all the time.
Our plan is to make it a word used all over the world!!!
Look at that girl over there in that tight top. You can see all her glizzards!!
by Pookiedoodle July 14, 2006
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When your getting hit with the glizzy so hard you think it’s a Blizzard.
“You are brazy!” He yells as the drummy dummy sprays his car down so hard he thinks he has enters some sort of glizzy blizzard, a glizzard.
by Kingmeme22 August 30, 2020
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A glizzy covered in so much ketchup it can be placed in a bun and inverted without falling out.
A recent study from Northwestern University indicates strong connection between regular glizzard consumption and being a BAMF.
by gav_holibae November 19, 2020
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