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Someone who is all over the place, talks to many ppl they claim to not fuck with
Synonyms: two faced, fake
she a glitch, I wouldn't fuck with her.
by rav.xen May 14, 2020
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A word misused by people who think they know about computers.

This is often used as a crutch for not learning how computers work, and what a glitch actually is.

Ex. A person misformating a document to print and blaming it on a "glitch".
Karen: "Oh seems there was a glitch in the printer!"

Bob: "No, you just printed the same page on both sides you fucking normie."
by Jucktan Philips November 25, 2020
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Welp uh glitch.
Who’s glitch?
Uh

Idk.

hOnK HoNk
Any ways glitch is uh a person who is stupid and will probably commit cannibalism or murder someday X3 and they kin nagitoe cockichi kinky inky/ ink sans and error sans omg he’s so fucking hot ANYWAYS they also kin miu with there horny ass AND gamzee
Uh idfk glitch says error sans is fucking hot 100%
by Glitch is a twink December 23, 2020
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An unexpected event that benefits you and/or your friends
Friend: “Yo dude I’m toast I totally forgot about the assignment due today”

You: “dude the professor suffered a massive heart attack the assignment was pushed a week”

Friend: “DUDE that’s a glitch!!!”
by Wörd güy March 27, 2021
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A technical term used as an excuse for someone not doing their job. Translated, it means ‘I fucked up, but I don’t ever admit to making a mistake
Sorry everyone, you didn’t get paid because there’s a glitch in the system
by Lmb17 September 21, 2018
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A six six big man who is a pussy in the paint.
Hey, yo get your man Glitch out of the post if cant score on a five six guard.
by YourSmall May 01, 2019
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Adjective: meaning to use narcotics intravenously. Mostly speeds.
"I gotta get me a glitch"
"Wanna try a glitch?"
"That glitchlord is wild, he's always going ham"
by Glitchlord March 14, 2016
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