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The sound that you hear when stepping in a pile of dog turd with your bare foot.
As I was walking across the lawn last night I knew I had to get the water hose when I heard the glitch on my foot.
by Big Polla October 17, 2011
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An inexplicable problem or condition happening in a system.
A glitch in the code gave Bob twenty-six free months of AOL.
by Indigo November 11, 2003
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- a software defect.
- A phrase used only by the media and old people who have no clue what just happened and want to call it something cute.
- a word used to convince the ignorant masses that there is a mysterious conspiracy happening.
- the fastest way to make someone who works in the software development industry cringe like fingernails on the chalkboard.
Poll Worker: Someone kicked the power cable to the electronic voting machine and it stopped working.

Reporter: Today's polling has been plagued by glitches. Prompting further calls for a full federal investigation of voting irregularities.
by Apa000 September 20, 2007
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Used when you experience something that makes you do a double take, such that you have a glitch in your thinking because what you experienced caused you to be dumbfounded. This can be positive or negative.
What the hell is Lady Gaga wearing? She is mad glitch.
Dude is glitchy yo. He is always saying shit that doesn't make sense.
by VectorVictor October 28, 2018
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the thing that gives video games meaning and purpose
use a glitch on halo to defeat any numbers or skill level of people
by zeus123 January 28, 2009
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A major flaw that is being downplayed for political reasons.
To get ObamaCare passed, the President said “No matter how we reform health care, we will keep this promise to the American people: If you like your health-care plan, you’ll be able to keep your health-care plan, period. No one will take it away, no matter what.” But there is a glitch in the Affordable Healthcare Act that in many cases requires insurance companies to replace the so-called substandard health care plans that we like with plans that meet certain minimum requirements but are more expensive and have higher out-of-pocket expenses.
by SPitBalls November 11, 2013
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