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Glitch: (noun) a mistake, error, or sudden lapse in judgment

Glitch: (verb) to make a mistake, to make an error, or to have a sudden lapse in judgment; to mess something up

Glitched: (adj.) something that is messed up; something that is not right/ fair
(noun) I didn't mean to tell Jake you like him-- it was a glitch!

(verb) Man, I glitched so hard last night when I got with Stephanie.

(adj.) He was so rude to you-- that was so glitched
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An error in a structured system. It is usually applied to electrical and computer systems.
The electrical grid has developed a glitch
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An interruption of the perceived norm.
I have a glitch in my engine.
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A mistake, or bug, usually in a computer program or video game.
Dude, did you hear about the glitch in Counter-Strike 1.6 that lets you shoot your pistol when your shield is up?
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Seen commonly in the music press:

1. N. A genre of music, sometimes considered a subset of ambient or idm, which focuses on the idea of "errors" as a musical element. The "errors" in question are usually digital; a common element in glitch music is the rhythmic squeaking clicking noise which occurs when you play back a CD which has been badly scratched.

Seen less commonly, sort of local slang:

2. Adj/Adv. Something which produces pleasantly confusing and/or unpleasantly disorienting effects akin to those commonly resulting from listening to glitch music.
3. Verb. Doing something to someone which produces such effects.
1. "Oval is probably the most well-known artist in glitch, and his album "Systemisch" can be said to define the genre."
2. "The entire game consists of rolling up random 3D objects into a big wad and then throwing them into the sky. It's pretty glitch."
3. "'I saw Being John Malkovich this weekend, it totally glitched me."
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The sound that you hear when stepping in a pile of dog turd with your bare foot.
As I was walking across the lawn last night I knew I had to get the water hose when I heard the glitch on my foot.
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