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Showing little thought; marked by a lack of intellectual depth.
Matt. Matt, Matt, you don't even — you're glib. You don't even know what Ritalin is.
by Steve Proulx June 24, 2005
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A pick me is a woman that is willing to do anything for male approval. She will embarrass or throw other women under the bus to achieve this goal. The unfortunate thing about a pick me is usually the men they are trying to seek approval from are of poor quality and treat women badly, leaving little real benefit for the pick me.
Pick me: If a man cheats on you, it's probably because you your fault. Be feminine! Make him food! Clean his ass hole!

Rational person: Shut up psycho
by 84848cheese December 01, 2020
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Gifted with the ability to speak articulately and even charmingly on the spur of the moment, but there is a lack of accuracy or understanding. Slippery or slick in speech, cunningly persuasive.
He was a charming man, but there was a glib quality to the way that he spoke; something just did not seem genuine about him.
by Lorelili July 27, 2011
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What Tom Cruise called Matt Lauer when he was clearly off his meds during the whole TomKat thing.
Matt...Matt... you're glib.
by ~*Daisy*~ June 25, 2005
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Anyone who does not welcome the thoughts and beliefs of one of today's greatest minds- Thomas Cruise Mapother IV. These people are to be seen only "as" glib (adjective.)
Matt...you're glib. You don't know what Ritalin is.
by The Prophet Bz December 18, 2005
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1 (noun) a person with little knowledge of a subject that another person greatly understands; 2 (adj.) undereducated, retarded, not knowledgeable in a subject; 3 (adj.) hard to understand, confusing, undecipherable (as used by John Cleese in Monty Python's Flying Circus, Ep. 5, "The Smuggler")
1 You don't understand quantum physics? My god, you're such a glib.

2 Matt, Matt, Matt, you don't even — you're glib. You don't even know what Ritalin is.

3 That come out a bit glib, didn't it?
by puzzleapumalmt December 31, 2008
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1. Easily performed; non-challantly taken care of.

2. Marked by ease and fluency of speech or writing that often suggests or stems from insincerity, superficiality, or deceitfulness.

3. (slang) Boring, unexciting, or old-hat.
He recited Hamlet in a glib fashion.

Sandra's glib demeanor is pretty off-putting.

The baseball game today was rather glib; I hope tomorrow's game against the Yankees is more fun.
by Kiko December 17, 2003
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