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Showing little thought; marked by a lack of intellectual depth.
Matt. Matt, Matt, you don't even — you're glib. You don't even know what Ritalin is.
by Steve Proulx June 24, 2005
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When you eat dirt for the first time and leave your family to build a shack in the woods
Bro since I got dirtpilled on Tuesday I have made sooo many worm friends and made them soo many little houses to get married in. Me? Lonely? No you’re the lonely one u lawn owning freak
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Gifted with the ability to speak articulately and even charmingly on the spur of the moment, but there is a lack of accuracy or understanding. Slippery or slick in speech, cunningly persuasive.
He was a charming man, but there was a glib quality to the way that he spoke; something just did not seem genuine about him.
by Lorelili July 27, 2011
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What Tom Cruise called Matt Lauer when he was clearly off his meds during the whole TomKat thing.
Matt...Matt... you're glib.
by ~*Daisy*~ June 25, 2005
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Anyone who does not welcome the thoughts and beliefs of one of today's greatest minds- Thomas Cruise Mapother IV. These people are to be seen only "as" glib (adjective.)
Matt...you're glib. You don't know what Ritalin is.
by The Prophet Bz December 18, 2005
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1 (noun) a person with little knowledge of a subject that another person greatly understands; 2 (adj.) undereducated, retarded, not knowledgeable in a subject; 3 (adj.) hard to understand, confusing, undecipherable (as used by John Cleese in Monty Python's Flying Circus, Ep. 5, "The Smuggler")
1 You don't understand quantum physics? My god, you're such a glib.

2 Matt, Matt, Matt, you don't even — you're glib. You don't even know what Ritalin is.

3 That come out a bit glib, didn't it?
by puzzleapumalmt December 31, 2008
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1. Easily performed; non-challantly taken care of.

2. Marked by ease and fluency of speech or writing that often suggests or stems from insincerity, superficiality, or deceitfulness.

3. (slang) Boring, unexciting, or old-hat.
He recited Hamlet in a glib fashion.

Sandra's glib demeanor is pretty off-putting.

The baseball game today was rather glib; I hope tomorrow's game against the Yankees is more fun.
by Kiko December 17, 2003
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