A town in Southern California and also an area in Queens, New York that no one knows about and is annoying to get to, the M train sucks and isn’t even in Glendale, it’s in Ridgewood and Glendale is full of white people,
There’s no subway in Glendale and it’s all buses. Be prepared to see ALL White people.
by holyshiteverythingisused January 26, 2020
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Pop band from Ocala Florida. Known for being pro gay rights.
Thus when someone is a glendale they are for gay people and gay rights
Dude you're so Glendale on that issue of gay rights.
by bushwa July 3, 2006
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A greasy ass high school where lots of younger kids smoke. Known for cheaters, sluts, and attention whores. There is A LOT of fights every other week, 90% wouldnt rec of going to this school unless you want to get peer pressured into smoking, get into a bad relationship and you’re good at science because the science teachers will make you struggle to pass you’re class. The halls smell like pot, most classrooms smell like BO the gyms are pretty nice though, unless you get one of the bad teachers then I’m afraid your gym class will suck ass sem long. Glendale is filled with greasers and 2 faced/ snakes you can’t trust anywhere here because as you start to get closer they will backstab you and pretend that they like you when they don’t do PEEP THIS
Hey man what school do you go to?
I go to: Glendale Highschool
Ah never mind we can’t be friends you must be a 2 faced fake person like the rest of the school.
by Mr.ramen_noodle February 6, 2019
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A major or minor car accident occurring in the city of Glendale. As the term insinuates, such accidents are a disturbingly common occurrence in the city- to such an extent that locals no longer turn their heads or phone the police when pedestrians are turned into pancakes by imported sedans (typically black or white in color.)

Background: Glendale, California is known for having the highest number of car accidents per population in the United States.
Someone gave James The Glendale Hello on the way to work today. The insurance company might total his Honda.
by kill9 March 29, 2017
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Town surrounded by Glen Ellyn, Carol Stream, Addison, and Bloomingdale. Often referred to as a Ghetto, even though it's median income per household is $68,000. This is most likely because it isn't as rich as Glen Ellyn. There are no high schools so all of the middle schoolers are separated into different ones based on where they live. There are many pawn shops, checking advance, and laundromats in Glendale Heights. There is no downtown, most of the businesses are near the borders of Glen Ellyn or Bloomingdale.
If you want to do something fun, go out to eat, watch a movie, buy clothes, etc. get the hell out of Glendale Heights! But if you need a pay day advance or to pawn something you stole there are many locations.
by Jayyyyyy Deeeeeeeeeee June 27, 2007
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When somebody has earned high praise but award is accompanied with disrespect. The reward is given and then the recipient is spit on and then kicked in the balls by the person giving the award.
Chuck: Did you hear TCU is going to the Fiesta Bowl?

Brad: I know, but they are playing Boise St.

Chuck: Damn, what a Glendale Screwjob.
by 817chuck December 7, 2009
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The seedy armpit suburb of Phoenix, the sprawled out metropolitan area of strip malls and people from Chicago and Minnesota.
I'm moving to Glendale az to die a lonely death
by Designs_by_alexander December 21, 2016
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