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The discharge produced by one's genitalia as a result of an advanced case of an STD, particularly gonorrhea.
That guy's so sick you can see the gleet stain through his pants.
by John666 February 21, 2007
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Aug 1 Word of the Day
the act of texting people while you are pooping
ex. (talking to a friend on fbook chat)

person 1: hey man whats going on tonight
person 2: i gotta go to the bathroom il poopt you

or

person 1: whatsup man what are you doing?
person 2: poopting you
by mr.poopter January 26, 2011
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The ejection of saliva directly out of ones salvatory glands and out of his/her mouth. The technique is hard to master. You must quickly press the tip of your tounge against the back of your front teeth, while doing so you must "push down" on the lower part of your toung where the elastic-like tendon that connects the tounge to the bottom of the mouth joins the tounge. It is hard to do, but once done, it it's even harder to master.
Gleeting is fun to do but is fuckin' annoying to have done ot yourself.
by Adam "Tr0n" March 17, 2005
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The nasty stuff that comes out of your penis when you have an STD such as gonorrhea.
The greasy man walking down the street had gleet stains on his pants.
by Iron Tager March 10, 2010
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Gleet is: "a chronic inflammation (as gonorrhea) of a bodily orifice usually accompanied by an abnormal discharge."
Steve's condition of gleet rapidly esculated
by michelle April 15, 2005
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(n.) the whitish discharge that oozes from the urethra when one has gonorrhea. This is seen in both males and females (most other definitions of gleet referring to saliva and spitting are false. Gleet has nothing to do with saliva, unless you suck off or eat out a person with gonorrhea).
Is that gleet on your pants or are you just glad to see me?
by Rob Porter September 18, 2007
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British. Ball glaze, pre-cum. The few clear drops of fluid that struggle past the Jap's eye during sexual stimulus, prefiguring the blowing of the gentleman's stack. Nature's none-too-efficient lubricant.
Despite a generous yield of gleet I ended up with terrible friction burns. That's the last time I fuck a book of carpet samples.
by Lord Grimcock September 03, 2007
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