Having been covered in sperm.

When someone goes to the gym and spends 90% of the time on their phones scrolling through social media

A glazing, the act there of; When someone ejaculates on someones forehead and throws sprinkles in their face you say"You got glazed". Original idea based out of Abita, Louisiana. Best used in swinger party situations when you can hit a dude in the face with a load, and have your woman finish him off with sprinkles.

When someone talks to you for a long period of time, and not being able to get away from it.

1.Getting way way way too stoned. example: can't answer your cell phone, remember your middle name, or figure out who's at the front door.

2. being so stoned, the only thing you can do it just sit and chill. example: the effects of smoking too much Portland Weed, trying not to be Portland Bored.

3. a phrase first uttered infamously by Johnny Five

means to have very waterty looking eyes but the feel really dry. when you get high off you no what

high, stoned