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Gremlin Job. When a girl sabotages your clock to distort your sense of time as she goes down on you.

The resulting inadvertent late-night feeding transforms her into a disgusting, slimy beast. The phenomenon begins when you get one girl wet and she seems to magically multiply and you are constantly surrounded by mischievous talent.
Brett: Where have you been?
John: Getting a GJ.
Brett: I don't even want to know...

John: I was messing around with this one girl and next thing I know all her friends are dtf.
Brett: When it rains it pours, right?
John: Word. So I was gonna peace out early but the sluts messed with my phone and froze my clock.
Brett: You didn't feed them after midnight did you?!?!?
John: Well....
Brett: TURN ON THE LIGHTS!!!
by core38 August 10, 2010
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Gum Job, When a toothless woman (usually a granny or a meth head) bobbles your knob.

A Gum Job is very similar to a blow job, this act requires less than 10% of the woman’s teeth to be remaining.
Not sure if she was a granny or a meth head but this wrinkled bitch gave me a wicked GJ for an old half eaten McDouble.
by Idon June 02, 2018
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A male or female (usually a female) who is not attractive enough to hook up with. GJ is short for grime jaunt.
"Dude I heard he got with that GJ from the party!"
"Haha he was pretty wasted, so im not surprised."
by CupofDave September 23, 2008
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"If you think gj means anything other then gigantic jungle, you're probably dumb."
by tacothetacoitscool March 23, 2020
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General Jerkoff
A real insufferable prick, one who is never wrong
GJ: You have no honor, you're not a real man, I keep all my promises
Everyone else: STFU GJ
by Nemmy Nem January 11, 2020
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Acronym for 'Ghost Job' see Ghost Job
leonard: i think shes drunk enough to give me a gj bra

maxwell: chell>

leonard: peace out

maxwell: got a sheet?

leonard: oh fuck< forgot

maxwell: lolz

leonard: call me a danny phantom fool

maxwell: get some picture evidence

leonard: kk

ghost buster
by marky 4 12 December 23, 2011
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Gj means good job! there is barely any happy slang anymore so I made some.
patricia: i won the competetion!
Tyrone:GJ!
Patricia:thanks Tyrone
by mynailsrtooshort January 29, 2017
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