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Gremlin Job. When a girl sabotages your clock to distort your sense of time as she goes down on you.
The resulting inadvertent late-night feeding transforms her into a disgusting, slimy beast. The phenomenon begins when you get one girl wet and she seems to magically multiply and you are constantly surrounded by mischievous talent.
The resulting inadvertent late-night feeding transforms her into a disgusting, slimy beast. The phenomenon begins when you get one girl wet and she seems to magically multiply and you are constantly surrounded by mischievous talent.
Brett: Where have you been?
John: Getting a GJ.
Brett: I don't even want to know...
John: I was messing around with this one girl and next thing I know all her friends are dtf.
Brett: When it rains it pours, right?
John: Word. So I was gonna peace out early but the sluts messed with my phone and froze my clock.
Brett: You didn't feed them after midnight did you?!?!?
John: Well....
Brett: TURN ON THE LIGHTS!!!
John: Getting a GJ.
Brett: I don't even want to know...
John: I was messing around with this one girl and next thing I know all her friends are dtf.
Brett: When it rains it pours, right?
John: Word. So I was gonna peace out early but the sluts messed with my phone and froze my clock.
Brett: You didn't feed them after midnight did you?!?!?
John: Well....
Brett: TURN ON THE LIGHTS!!!
by core38 August 10, 2010
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Gum Job, When a toothless woman (usually a granny or a meth head) bobbles your knob.
A Gum Job is very similar to a blow job, this act requires less than 10% of the woman’s teeth to be remaining.
A Gum Job is very similar to a blow job, this act requires less than 10% of the woman’s teeth to be remaining.
Not sure if she was a granny or a meth head but this wrinkled bitch gave me a wicked GJ for an old half eaten McDouble.
by Idon June 02, 2018
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A male or female (usually a female) who is not attractive enough to hook up with. GJ is short for grime jaunt.
"Dude I heard he got with that GJ from the party!"
"Haha he was pretty wasted, so im not surprised."
"Haha he was pretty wasted, so im not surprised."
by CupofDave September 23, 2008
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leonard: i think shes drunk enough to give me a gj bra
maxwell: chell>
leonard: peace out
maxwell: got a sheet?
leonard: oh fuck< forgot
maxwell: lolz
leonard: call me a danny phantom fool
maxwell: get some picture evidence
leonard: kk
ghost buster
maxwell: chell>
leonard: peace out
maxwell: got a sheet?
leonard: oh fuck< forgot
maxwell: lolz
leonard: call me a danny phantom fool
maxwell: get some picture evidence
leonard: kk
ghost buster
by marky 4 12 December 23, 2011