by beat a dick December 15, 2002
The gizz monkey had a lay-in today. He pretended he was tired from a heavy night even though he went to bed at 8.30.
by Spannii January 17, 2009
When a man pulls out of a woman during sex just before he cums and subsequently spills his unborn babies all over her hairy snatch.
Man: Oh baby, this is so awesome...I'm going to cum!!!
Woman:Give me a Gizz salad! Please!
Man:OOOHHHHHHHH!!
-sighing, panting-
Man:"dinner is served!"
Woman:Give me a Gizz salad! Please!
Man:OOOHHHHHHHH!!
-sighing, panting-
Man:"dinner is served!"
by i-rob November 09, 2006
gizz or jizz nose is someone who takes it in the nose, like charisse, whose nose is all perky up and is shiny, thus it looks like she was rammed in the nose adn gizzed and it stuck on her face
by cocktease January 06, 2004
A woman that attempts to con a man into getting pregnant by falsely claiming to be on birth control. They are more frequently encountered after college but before entering the cougar stage.
She was yelling at me telling me to take the condom off and that it's ok because she's on the pill. This chick's a gizz snatcher!
by gizzsnatcher March 14, 2011
I really gizz-faced that babe last night! She was soo sticky that it took 3 showers to get it off! I probably would have been less if I didn't add to it the first two times.
by willie989 January 18, 2010
The crusty stuff that forms around the bottom of the tip of the penis.(usually happends in un-sercumsized men) Can be used as a cake toping or scrapped off and eated plain!
'My mom pulled back the skin on my penis and scraped the gizz crumb off with her finger which she then rammed up her anal crevasse'
by Ra-Mund February 03, 2005