Don't bother me with your petty bullshit. I don't give a wrinkled rat's ass. Politer version is call someone who cares.

It’s a day where up you don’t have to give a shit about anything

Used when telling someone you obviously dont give a shit.

Used to make a slightly rude comment, sound slightly humeruos.

-RayWilliam Johnson

If you use this sentence, it means you hate mathematics like me. This sentence is the ENEMY of all mathematics universe.

Disregard the first dumbshit definition of this phrase. It's grammatically correct. "I could give two shits. (But I don't)"

Synonymous with "I don't care.:

A gramatically INCORRECT phrase that lamen (i.e. retards) use when they really mean to say "I couldn't give two shits". See could care less and couldn't care less for more of this fuckwittery.

This is a phrase that has the same meaning as "I don't really care" or "I could care less". It is a saying of apathy and disconcern about something or someone.