The most perfect friend you'll ever meet.

A pubic hair piece. A toupee for the pubic area/genitals. In the 1700’s when mercury was used to treat sexually transmitted diseases (Gonorrhea or Syphilis) one of the side effects was the loss of pubic hair. To disguise this condition, that was not cured by mercury, a Merkin was employed.

A slutty little bitch

She's a girl that will fuck you and

then your best friend

then your cousin

then your best friend's cousin

and your bro

then the guy next door

then his neighbor

then a random dude from the bar

then the next day her Facebook status says "I love you baby "

Shes also fake af, and when she fucks up she will try to blame it on you