Urban Dictionary: girv

lesbionic, ugly, scary creature

i hate girv
AHHH girv (hides face)

by bob January 23, 2005

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To insert your big toe into your rectum/anus.

Douche: sweet partaaaayyyy
Guy:oh shut up douche this is school, go girve yourself.

by Todly Shmoulder Gurganstein May 08, 2011

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To insert your big into your anus/ to rectally insert your big to into your anus.

Douche: hey bitches
Samuel: go away douche, go girve yourself.

by Feash May 05, 2011

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