1. the ground-shaking effects one may experience when an obese person is walking near.
2. the shaking, trembling effect one may experience during or after sex with a person who has a large penis.
2. the shaking, trembling effect one may experience during or after sex with a person who has a large penis.
Every time he walks by, I feel a girthqake.
The size of his unit caused a girthquake. The aftershocks caused my legs to shake for hours.
The size of his unit caused a girthquake. The aftershocks caused my legs to shake for hours.
by Brandoonline April 15, 2011
A few weeks ago, no one had βcheugyβ in their vocabulary . Now everything is saturated with the word. Itβs in our heads. Itβs in our homes. Everyone is asking: βAm I cheugy? Am I a basic ass bitch? Am I GUILTY of being cheugy?β
The proliferation of cheugy in the mainstream discourse can only be attributed to one source: mental terror. Itβs an orchestrated psychological trap to make you question your tastes and interests in the eyes of others.
You are not a cheug. YOUβRE PERFECT!!!!
It is very suspicious that the cheugy mascot is a Minion, a literal cyclops, a deformed
yellow panopticon in overalls ... do not let the all-seeing eye to control you. Be vigilant. Resist cheugy psyops.
The proliferation of cheugy in the mainstream discourse can only be attributed to one source: mental terror. Itβs an orchestrated psychological trap to make you question your tastes and interests in the eyes of others.
You are not a cheug. YOUβRE PERFECT!!!!
It is very suspicious that the cheugy mascot is a Minion, a literal cyclops, a deformed
yellow panopticon in overalls ... do not let the all-seeing eye to control you. Be vigilant. Resist cheugy psyops.
Becca is another victim of cheugy psyops. I saw the garbage truck take all her Ugg boots yesterday. She even removed βI LOVE The Office!β from all her dating profiles. Sheβs unrecognizable.
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by Callmemaybe69 May 12, 2021
(1) The effect a very attractive woman (or group of women) has on the 'girth' of male members in her (or their) vicinity. This Girthquake can be measured on the 'Dichter' scale- from one up to ten, and is a handy way of discussing the attractive potential of women. Can be accompanied by rattling of glass on table to indicate violence of initial tremor, or at higher ends of the 'Dichter' scale by 'Star Trek' style synchronized pitching from side-to-side whilst trying not to spill drink, as if floor is swaying.
(2) (noun) A way of describing a previous evening, or party- if said event led to the conquest of an improbably attractive woman, or if the ratio of such women to men was unusually high- said event/evening can be described as being a 'Girthquake'. In the event of such an evening leading to a secondary event (such as an afterparty) where a further woman (or cluster of extremely attractive women) who rate highly on the Dichter scale is discovered, then the term 'Aftercock' can be substituted.
(2) (noun) A way of describing a previous evening, or party- if said event led to the conquest of an improbably attractive woman, or if the ratio of such women to men was unusually high- said event/evening can be described as being a 'Girthquake'. In the event of such an evening leading to a secondary event (such as an afterparty) where a further woman (or cluster of extremely attractive women) who rate highly on the Dichter scale is discovered, then the term 'Aftercock' can be substituted.
MAN1: "G...g....g.......GIRTHQUAKE!" (has spotted woman who scores on Dichter scale- remember optional rattling of glass on table to indicate violence of initial tremor)
MAN2: (adopting scientific expression) "In my opinion at least a 7 on the Dichter scale. Be careful, there is a strong chance of an 'Aftercock'"
(stands, switches to Roger Moore expression and approaches woman)
MAN2: (adopting scientific expression) "In my opinion at least a 7 on the Dichter scale. Be careful, there is a strong chance of an 'Aftercock'"
(stands, switches to Roger Moore expression and approaches woman)
by N.J McBlanky July 09, 2009
Probably the thickest cock you will ever see. And this thing is thick a little thicker than a baseball bat.
Zack: wow latisha got destroyed by that guys girthquake the other night
Nick: wow he must be really thick
Nick: wow he must be really thick
by Thick nick October 05, 2014
by Zach "smack my bitches" Bridges May 04, 2007
Rapid shaking of objects in direct interaction with fatness. Obese people tend to cause this natural disaster by jumping and/or walking. May be known as the rumbling of the ground caused by obese people.
by ChrisRyan January 24, 2009
by Blackmajik December 01, 2006
May 15 trending
- 1. Watermelon Sugar
- 2. Ghetto Spread
- 3. Girls who eat carrots
- 4. sorority squat
- 5. Durk
- 6. Momala
- 7. knocking
- 8. Dog shot
- 9. sputnik
- 10. guvy
- 11. knockin'
- 12. nuke the fridge
- 13. obnoxion
- 14. Eee-o eleven
- 15. edward 40 hands
- 16. heels up
- 17. columbus
- 18. ain't got
- 19. UrbDic
- 20. yak shaving
- 21. Rush B Cyka Blyat
- 22. Pimp Nails
- 23. Backpedaling
- 24. Anol
- 25. got that
- 26. by the way
- 27. Wetter than an otter's pocket
- 28. soy face
- 29. TSIF
- 30. georgia rose

