Someone who will leech off of you, until they have consumed all your resources and friends, before they move on to someone else etc.

AKA, a computer virus.
My girlfriend spent all my money and made me lose my mates, and now she's fucking that guy from burger king.
by thejamdude September 25, 2005
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A female who constantly nags you to the point where you can never do anything right and a woman who says she wouldn't change you forthe world but then tells you that everything you do is wrong!

"I love the way you're so sociable, "I feel like i can introduce you to anyone and not have to worry... my friends will love you.... Oh my god... are you flirting with my friends? Who was that hot girl you were talking to? Are you gay?! I saw you flirting with that camp man"!
by intoxicating March 02, 2009
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something that i will never get becuase of fake wordboyfriend/words.
I tried to get that girl, but she poited a random boy out and called it her boyfriend.
by Anonymous November 06, 2003
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Somone whos there to be with oyu no matter what. Occasionaly thye'll fuck up and dump you and say shit like. "Oh its cool i always be in love with you. Your vital to my existence." Then you just feel like shit because your like the gay best friend. -_-
*the old girlfriend to ex thats "vital to existence"* Will you hold my purse while i go dance with my new boyfriend? *hands purse and kisses cheek* Thanks love you!
by BBWolf September 01, 2006
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Someone who doesn't let you like a picture of another hot girl on Instagram.
Guy: Ooh that girl deserves a double tap!
by TheSlappingZebra April 02, 2017
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A girlfriend, is a PERSON'S female companion with whom they have a sexual relationship. Stop assuming everybody is genders other than males can have female partners too.
She lives with her girlfriend
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Girlfriend:Someone you think about when you wake up in the morning and before you fall asleep at night. Someone who can make you smile for no reason at all.
Exaples: something you dont have

Kid 1: I have a Girlfriend one minecraft
Kid 2: Please im 11 and i have 20 girlfriends on minecraft
by @seb_memes_ October 24, 2016
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