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any violent woman who attacks the genitalia of unsuspecting men in order to amuse themselves or others
1st guy: Dude, Jorese jus nailed me in the nuts!

2nd guy: what a freekin girk!
by Paul July 28, 2004
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Noun: a friend who is usually only called upon by a friend when a more primary/prominent friend is unavailable.

Taken from the term “second string” in an athletic competition situation. In football, if the star quarterback gets injured during a play, the second string is called off the bench to replace him/her. A “Second String Friend” is essentially benched until needed, if ever.

Synonyms: Plan B, Second Choice, Secondary Friend, Benched Until Needed
I got a call from X the other night. She had an extra ticket to a concert she bought for a friend, but they couldn’t make it so she called me to ask if I wanted to go because I am her Second String Friend.
by Deus-ex-machina August 26, 2020
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a girk is a nerd who has risen through the ranks of the nerds to become a head nerd or a super nerd. this means that a nerd who is considered by nerds to be a nerd is a girk
Nerd 1: Man Nerd 2 is such a girk

Nerd 3: yeh he got 3 extra credit points for knowing the answer to a question they do at university let alone in yr 9
by danieltylerdurden September 03, 2005
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a girly geek. used mainly towards females. when used towards a man it is an insult
that girl is a definate girk

he is such a girk!
by rila September 02, 2010
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One who rests her head on peoples chests, feels their heartbeats, and then chops off their dicks
This girl from LA was a very good girk
by DEFNOTDAVIDLOL June 20, 2009
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A mispelling for "girl" commonly made in instant messaging programs such as MSN. Can be used to refer to other females or males with feminine qualities.
"Has anyone seen Matty girk?"
"I finally met up with all you girks!"
by ArtanisDTS August 03, 2006
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To masterbate in a public place such as your friends house, in your school or at the worst place your girl friends house.
dude, he totally girked it in your bathroom!
by KoStonBoarder98 March 24, 2006
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