A book written by Tim Collins that describes everything a ginger needs to know to survive in a gingerphobic society. It contains gingers through history, halls of ginger fame, halls of ginger shame, what hairstyles don't work with ginger hair, the ginger milkman joke, and the best comebacks to use for pretty much every ginger insult in existence.

The two states of being are as a human being, or a hungry ghost. Semi-regularly you need to ask yourself which you are. Sometimes it is human. Others, alas, it is hungry ghost.

The hungry ghost seeks validity outside of themselves. Someone pining for an indifferent ex is a hungry ghost. Someone who arrives alone at 6:30 on Saturday night to a pub is probably a hungry ghost. Obsessive checking of mobile phones, chat sites or networks are clear signs that one is a hungry ghost.

The best thing to do is just stay home and ride it out. Read a book. Find some good clean fun.