Damn, I just got gimp-slapped but that punkass kid!

Your ex is going out with that tool?! Man he just gimp-slapped the shit out of you.

Tim: Zack, is that your exgirlfriend?
Zack: No, she's an expotential. We never actually dated...

"Andy was walking down the road and tripped over his own feet, landing on a squirrel and breaking his neck. What a gimpslap."