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Derek, did you see the saggy funbags that 60-year-old hag??? That's a textbook example of a GILF! Aw yeah!!!
by Bolton April 27, 2004
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Intelligence agency term for "psychological operation". A government or corporate-sponsored operation, usually taking the form of a "terrorist attack" or "crazed gunman on a spree", with the intent of panicking the public into demanding more police and laws inhibiting freedom. Psyops are usually carried out by drugging a civilian or group of civilians with aggression-promoting drugs, psyching them up, arming them, and sending them out to commit mayhem. Government-sponsored terrorism. See also blackshirts, conspiracy
Person A: Man, that nutcase Martin Bryant guy shot 35 people in Tasmania!

Person B: No, he wasn't a nutcase, that was just a psyop so the government could have an excuse to ban guns.
by Mystikan April 11, 2006
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Hey Baker, when Bristol pops out that baby, Sarah Palin will be such a royal gilf!
by Otis Browning October 15, 2008
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Grandmother
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Did you see Jason's grandmother, the hottest GILF east of the Mississippi?
by Danger November 09, 2003
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Acronym for "Grandma I'd Like to Fuck". Derived from "MILF" (Mother I'd like to fuck)

Generally referring to a sexually attractive middle aged to elderly woman.
Jenny's hotness runs in the family. Her mom is one hot MILF, hell even her grandmother is quite the GILF!
by werdnerd August 24, 2004
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Grandpa id like to fuck.
(Something Alisha will never be)
Damn, look at Nathaniel over there, he may be old but he's still a goodie. such a GILF
by donotcontest December 18, 2013
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