May 29 Word of the Day
Mercury retrograde is the act of taking a shit whilst mooning one or more human beings. Your day can typically being going well, according to your horoscope, until you are forced into witnessing Mercury retrograde. Performing Mercury retrograde will often speed the astrological cycle forward for the individual performing the Mercury retrograde, bringing about happy and fruitful times to come.
As the sun sank down over the pier, the children fishing gazed in horror as the lard-ass on his flat bottom boat sent the lakeshore into Mercury retrograde.
by BatWingg May 17, 2021
2
A person called Giles is some one that loves rarely but deeply. He wont let many people see the real him but if he does, feel very honored. GIles is a worldly person and a bit of a loner at times but will talk to any randoms he comes accross. If you are lucky enough to be a friend of Giles there is nothing he wouldn't do for you. How ever, Giles will also be extremely stubborn and childish at time so if your going to pick a fight with him make sure you know your argument well or he will try to out wit you and argue til hes blue in the face, even when he is wrong!
"so have you got proof of this alleged fat man coming down the chimney?"
"oh ok GILES lets turn this into a debate shall we"
"oh ok GILES lets turn this into a debate shall we"
by savannahblue November 30, 2018
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'Giles lived for school. He's actually bitter that there are only 12 grades. The man probably sat in math class going: there isn't enough math, this could be mathier.'
by BowTieGirl June 14, 2003