Urban Dictionary: gifte

When a side chick/hoe wants something or wants you to make a commitment

Dude, she wanted me to intoduce her to my family. NO GIFTS.

by AlecMadeIt November 17, 2015

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Grandma I'd fuck twice...

My ex-girlfriends mom is a gift..

"my brothers neighbors wife is a gift...."

"Whats that?"

A grandma I'd fuck twice....

by don flavio October 04, 2007

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a hottie, an acronym for "guy (or girl) I'd f**k today (or tomorrow)"

you don't have to get me anything for my birthday, you're the gift

by j9 g'ski June 14, 2006

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Poison in german,Im not making this shit up.

Don’t trust a german to get you a gift for your birthday.

by Frumper Snatch July 10, 2018

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Any kind of opiate based painkiller in pill form.

Oh man I'm feeling pretty crazy after snorting all of those gifts.

by Guysnatchley August 03, 2010

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A graphics interchange format featuring Taylor Swift. gif + ts (Taylor Swift) = gifts

Did you get the gifts I sent you?
I love these gifts.
I saw the best gifts today on Tumblr.
I want to thank everyone for these delightful gifts.

by ZMP17 April 02, 2011

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Pronunciation: 'gift
Function: noun
Etymology: Middle English, from Old Norse, something given, talent; akin to Old English giefan to give

1 : a shitless wipe awarded from on high to a worthy recipient

1 : "Oh man, I just recieved THE GIFT today, I took a heinous dump and went to wipe what I thought would be a shitty ass and I was clean. God has been good to me."

2 : "The best way to be awarded THE GIFT is to hold your poo in til you are turtleheading. Your patience will yield a shitless wipe."

by SRS December 01, 2004

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