a loser, or someone who is just a prick
Hey jock, did I ever tell you, you were a gibbon
by Phil Coole July 02, 2003
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gibbons is the fluffy stuff that you get in your belly button, he is those really annoying cane toats that you just want to boot away, and never see again. The term gibbons originated in australia, by two notorious men who shall remain nameless. And a gibbons smells really bad
Oh shit i have this huge clump of gibbons in my belly button, god dam it stinks.
by james milner July 16, 2006
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displaying typical gibbon traits at a particular time but actually being of superior genus
duh! your such a gibbon! (when you said genius surely you meant genus?...)
by angie December 16, 2004
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Something which does not belong, is out of the ordinary, strange, bizarre, etty, tretty, betty, or petty.

Top Ten Gibbon of 2001: Altavista.
Top Ten Gibbon of 2002: Glenn.
Top Ten Gibbon of 2003: To be decided shortly...
Don't have a gibbon about it.
by Gibbon January 06, 2004
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The process of destroying a perfectly serviceable item due to either fecklessness or recklessness or a combination of both.
George enjoyed having a family until an retarded intern mechanic gibboned the brakes on his minivan.
by James Levine June 29, 2006
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A large headed dude from stafford, also known as The vicar of gibbley AKA: Rhys Gibbson/ Headsize. when ever an eclipse occurs don't worry, its just gibbon wlking in his garden and also don't worry about rising sea levels (global warming) its just gibbon having a bath. Peace out, safe, innit.... Ok.
DEAN: hey gibbon, what a large head you have
VICAR OF GIBBLEY: fuck off Dean
DEAN: HA HA HA head.
The vicar will then punch Dean
Thus his headsize increases 100 fold.
by nigelmortonstern June 20, 2006
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