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also: gibbled up
1. (adj.)
contorted, twisted
2. (adj.)
malfunctioning, broken
3. (v)
to break, maim, or otherwise impair
1. (adj.)
contorted, twisted
2. (adj.)
malfunctioning, broken
3. (v)
to break, maim, or otherwise impair
"My brother's foot was totally gibbled after he tripped in that gopher hole. Man, was that funny."
"Don't bother trying to fix that watch. It's been gibbled ever since my brother threw it in the lake."
"The VCR totally gibbled up the tape I put in. Now I'll have to YouTube Dancing With the Stars."
"Don't bother trying to fix that watch. It's been gibbled ever since my brother threw it in the lake."
"The VCR totally gibbled up the tape I put in. Now I'll have to YouTube Dancing With the Stars."
by disneyrobin March 18, 2007
May 29 Word of the Day
Mercury retrograde is the act of taking a shit whilst mooning one or more human beings. Your day can typically being going well, according to your horoscope, until you are forced into witnessing Mercury retrograde. Performing Mercury retrograde will often speed the astrological cycle forward for the individual performing the Mercury retrograde, bringing about happy and fruitful times to come.
As the sun sank down over the pier, the children fishing gazed in horror as the lard-ass on his flat bottom boat sent the lakeshore into Mercury retrograde.
by BatWingg May 17, 2021
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Appearing or being extrememly fucked up.
In the state of becoming, or being, a gibble (see gibble). A handitard, dumbass, mental midget, cripple, or in some other way mentally, physically incapable, or both.
In the state of becoming, or being, a gibble (see gibble). A handitard, dumbass, mental midget, cripple, or in some other way mentally, physically incapable, or both.
"Dude, the chair is gibbled!"
"He's more gibbled than a dickless guy in a whore house."
"If your dog Tripod loses one more leg, he's gibbled."
"He's more gibbled than a dickless guy in a whore house."
"If your dog Tripod loses one more leg, he's gibbled."
by Alex Pipe, Cody Homister and Trevor Evans May 14, 2004
4
When you get so isanely high that you can't talk and the only thing you can think about is jr. chickens and beef jerkey
by dylanf3ff4f234f234f43ff3f4 January 20, 2009
6
An action of violently touching someone or something, softly, or hardly, to make them feel extreme anxiety or tension or to completely discombobulate them at an atomic level, that is how it feels to be Gibbled. Also the act of touching vending machines in the right way to where they give you money instead of you giving them money.
Could also be sexually provocative. Can also be the act of confusing someone so hard, that they no longer no how to continue in a conversation or activity thus they have been Gibbled.
Could also be sexually provocative. Can also be the act of confusing someone so hard, that they no longer no how to continue in a conversation or activity thus they have been Gibbled.
Jerry The gibbler gibbled the vending machine so hard that the change inside it launched fifty feet.
I gibbled my GF so hard she passed out from the molecular disturbance.
I got gibbled so bad that I didn't even know how to keep talking about the subject at hand.
I gibbled my GF so hard she passed out from the molecular disturbance.
I got gibbled so bad that I didn't even know how to keep talking about the subject at hand.
by Xcfirecraft June 19, 2019